At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
you made out with another girl for some wings
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Randomize