i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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