Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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