well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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