Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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