He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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