Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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