I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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