So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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