Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
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