Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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