That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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