Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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