how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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