i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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