I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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