I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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