So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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