I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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