Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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