He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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