ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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