last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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