I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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