forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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