Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
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That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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