bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i dont even know how to be here
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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