I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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