I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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