I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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