god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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