If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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