Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
