Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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