I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I will be naked everywhere
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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