All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
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I swear god or herbie drove my car home
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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