His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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