remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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