He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
i think im in europe. pls send help
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."