i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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