If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
23 Fathers Confess The Best Way They’ve Messed With Their Daughter’s Boyfriend
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.