I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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