it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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