why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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