waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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