when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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