you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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