At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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