There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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