I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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