windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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