yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Randomize
