My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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