As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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