Porn is love you can see.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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