dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
