That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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